What if you were really hungry and bought a watermelon. But when you get home and cut open the watermelon it’s full of solid gold?
Also, your eyes are diamonds in this story!
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I know, I know, the last post was a little bit anti-social (are people who are sitting in their poorly lit room all by themselves whilst drinking a beer allowed to say things like anti social? just a thought…) I promise, I was really quite terribly hung-over, it was a bloody good flatwarming, so good to see so many new faces, great to meet new people Continue reading ‘+on Heatwave!’
I dont remember most of it…
The IRB Wellington Sevens are here and what does it mean? Continue reading ‘+on The Seven’s’
We wants the money Lebowski, we fucks you up, we takes the money! Continue reading ‘+on The moneys!’
Amy has lent me series one of Outrageous Fortune, a New Zealand comedy, based in west Auckland, full of bogans.
I failed to watch it when TV3 aired it, because I thought it was going to be shit like shortland street, Ive actually been pleasantly surprised by the 5 episodes Ive watched so far, although they seem to throw in some needless sex scenes (hey I’m not complaining) Continue reading ‘+on Outrageous Fortune’
Last night was possibly the worst night of my life.
Alana doesnt want to move in, I understand that, thats cool, its more everything else that was happening around the flat yesterday.
Stuff I shouldnt talk about. Continue reading ‘Life… sucks’
Just got Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind, for 10 bucks! one of my all time favs, just thought id share.
I am so tired today
Alana can now eat again, so is on the road to recovery, which is awesome.
She might even get discharged this evening, so we can hang out outside the hospital.
I’ll be back in Petone on sunday *fingers crossed all goes well*
updates later on
I was midway through writing a post explaining I’ll be out for the weekend, but!
Sleaze has been hit by a car, on Jackson street, ill keep you updated.

he got out of hospital last night, and I his head is coverd in staples, holding it together, from what he tells me, it was completely his fault, he was concentrating on a bus rather then the immediate traffic.
You dont realise how scary this world is until something like this happens, everyone be careful out there.